Thursday, March 4, 2010

A chilly redwood va-jay-jay


You would think that finding reasonably priced "redwood sculpture" for sale online would be a cake walk, no? No is the keyword. Redwood is pricey and sculpture is in the eye of the beholder. Most of it looks like someone hacked at a tree and called it art. Search for a cheap redwood sculpture. Keep clicking links. Keep clicking. Wait, what the hell is this? It's sculpture I guess. The artist's last name is Redwood. That is where the matching ends for I have happened upon something called "Winter Vagina Open to the Sky". WTF hell is this and why? Winter is cold and I don't want my va-jay-jay exposed to its sky, thanks though. Maybe the artist is overheated or having a not so fresh moment and needed to air things out. Do it on your own time Ms. Redwood, your va-jay-jay is not welcome in the workplace.

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